— Stu - The Hangover (via justlovingthis)

(Source: ame-de)

catswithbenefits:

reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth

(via angrykitteh)

teenagedaddy:

its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid

(via strivingtocreatemyself)

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

(via p0tatocore)

inbox:

what do pokemon do inside their pokeballs

(via every1lies)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via p0tatocore)

biologytextbook:

i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me

I FEEL IT.

(Source: relentless-self-destruction, via vivlio)